Nov 22, 2007

Aarti Shri Google Maharaj

Aarti Shri Go ogle Maharaj
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Om Jai Google Hare !!
Swami Jai Google hare
Programmers ke sankat, Developers ke Sankat,
Click main door kare!!
Om Jai Google Hare !!

Jo Dhyawe vo pawe,
Dukh bin se man ka, Swami dukh bin se man ka,
Homepage ki sampatti lawe, Homework ki sampatti karave
Kasht mite work ka,
Swami Om Jai Google hare!!

Tum puran search engine
Tum hi Internet yaami, Swami Tum hi Internet yaami
Par karo hamari Salari, Par karo hamari apprisal,
Tum dunia ke swami,
Swami Om Jai Google hare.

Tum information ke saagar,
Tum palan karta, swami Tum palan karta,
Main moorakh khalkamii, Main Searcher tum Server-ami
Tum karta dhartaa !!
Swami Om Jai Google hare!!

Din bandhu dukh harta,
Tum rakshak mere, Swami tum thakur mere,
Apni search dikhaao, sare reasearch karao
Site par khada mein tere,
Swami Om Jai Google hare!!

Google devta ki aarti Jo koi programmer gaawe,
Swami Jo koi bhi programmer gaawe,
Kehet SUN swami, MS Hari har swami,
Manwaanchhit fal paawe.
Swami Om Jai Google hare.

Oct 16, 2007


The Lord surveyed the Ram Setu and said "Hanuman, how diligently and strenuously you and your vanara sena had built this bridge several centuries back. It is remarkable that it has withstood the ravages of the climatic and geographical changes over centuries. It is indeed an amazing feat especially considering the fact that a bridge at Hyderabad built by Gammon using latest technology collapsed the other day even before they could stick the posters on its pillars." Hanuman with all humility spoke "Jai Sri Ram, it is all because of your grace. We just scribbled your name on the bricks and threw them in the sea and they held. No steel from TISCO or cement from Ambuja or ACC was ever used. But Lord, why rake up the old issue now."
Ram spoke "Well, Hanuman some people down there want to demolish the bridge and construct a canal. The contract involves lot of money and lot of money will be made. They will make money on demolition and make more money on construction. "

Hanuman humbly bowed down and said "Why not we go down and present our case"

Ram said "Times have changed since we were down there. They will ask us to submit age proof and we don't have either a birth certificate or school leaving certificate. We traveled mainly on foot and some times in bullock carts and so we don't have a driving license either. As far as the address proof is concerned the fact that I was born at Ayodhya is itself under litigation for over half a century, If I go in a traditional attire with bow and arrow, the ordinary folks may recognize me but Arjun Singh may take me to be some tribal and, at the most, offer a seat at IIT under the reserved category. Also, a God cannot walk in dressed in a three-piece suit and announce his arrival. It would make even the devotees suspicious. So it is dilemma so to say."

"I can vouch for you by saying that I personally built the bridge."

"My dear, Anjani putra, it will not work. They will ask you to produce the lay-out plan, the project details, including financial outlay and how the project cost was met and the completion certificate. Nothing is accepted without documentary evidence in India. You may cough but unless a doctor certifies it, you have no cough. A pensioner may present himself personally but the authorities do not take it as proof. He has to produce a life-certificate to prove that he is alive. It is that complicated."

"Lord can't understand these historians. Over the years you have given darshan once every hundred years to saints like Surdas, Tulsidas, Saint Thyagaraja, Jayadeva, Bhadrachala Ramdas and even Sant Tukaram and still they disbelieve your existence and say Ramayana is a myth. The only option, I see, is to re-enact Ramayana on earth and set the government records straight once for all."

Lord smiled "It isn't that easy today. Ravan is apprehensive that he may look like a saint in front of Karunanidhi. I also spoke to his mama Mareecha, who appeared as a golden deer to tempt Sita maiyya when I was in the forest and he said that he won't take a chance of stepping on earth as long as Salman Khan is around."

Note: This story i recived in my mailbox.

Sep 1, 2007

Reservation to Muslims

Reservation to Muslims

Now Secular Govt. of India wants to give reservation to Muslims as a lollypop so that they continue to be a vote bank. I wonder that why educated Muslims could not understand that reservation is not the solution of community backwardness. It can be seen that reservation only help those person who have money and power coz actual deserving candidate could not get the benefits of reservation.

I knew a SC family in which three members are IAS and a young boy from this family got job in Railways in reservation quota even though he secured just 50% in competition Exams and his friend who also belongs to SC community could not get even he secured more marks then the boy of IAS family coz his parents did not have such power. So any one can see who got benefits from reservation.

In my views, the solution of social imbalance doesn’t lie in reservation. Then what we can do to uplift the backward communities. We should do following things:-

• No reservation for any person in jobs
• Give adequate benefits in educations for deserving candidates. Provide every type of help they required in education up to which level they want to study.
• Conduct competitions exams for every type of jobs and give job according to exam results irrespective of candidate’s sex, cast and religion. Even no information about cast, religion and region should be sought

When you provide equal opportunities to everyone to get knowledge & education then there will be no requirement for reservation in jobs.

And moreover if govt. gives reservation according to religion then the outcome this step is just widens the gap between Hindu and Muslims.

Aug 28, 2007

Surrender of Indian Government in front of Terrorism

Again bomb explosions in Hyderabad in just 4 months!

Again many human beings murdered, many family lost their Pillar of living!

Once more Indian Government just releases condolence speeches and announce money for dead bodies!

What more!!
Our Prime Minister did not give any way for eradicate terrorism from country. But…
Our PM said:
"We should start permanent relief funds"

That’s means now government just see where terrorist will attack and how much they can offer for each dead body. The reason for this type of approach is that they can not hurt the feelings of Muslim vote bank!!!! Our leaders (except BJP Leaders) do not want to implement Hard core law like POTA.

Regarding POTA like law, our Home Minister said:
"There is no guarantee that there will be no terrorist attack if we have such law”

That’s means; we should abolish IPC 302, and other such Act, as there are still murders going on even we have such IPCs

I don’t know when such leaders start realizing that terrorist doesn’t have any religion. They are not Muslims, they are terrorist only and our Muslims brothers don’t associates their self with terrorist.

Please stop vote bank politics in matter of terrorism

Aug 22, 2007

Shame on Indian Media

Shame on Indian Media??? Really what a shame...

By the time you guys read this news, the body of Major Manish Pitambare, who was shot dead at Anantnag, would have been cremated with full military honors.
On Tuesday, following news swept across all the news channels

'Sanjay Dutt relieved by court'

. 'Sirf Munna not a bhai' '13 saal ka vanvaas khatam'

'although found guilty for possession of armory, Sanjay can breath sigh of
relief as all the TADA charges against him are withdrawn'

Then many personalities like Salman Khan said 'He is a good person. We knew he will come out clean'. Mr Big B said "Dutt's family and our family have relations for years he's a good kid. He is like elder brother to Abhishek". His sister Priya Dutt said "we can sleep well tonight. It's a great relief"

In other news, Parliament was mad at Indian team for performing bad; Greg Chappell said something; Shah Rukh Khan replaces Amitabh in KBC and other such stuff. But most of the emphasis was given on Sanjay Dutt's "phoenix like" comeback from the ashes of terrorist charges.

Surfing through the channels, one news on BBC startled me. It read "Hisbul Mujahidin's most wanted terrorist 'Sohel Faisal' killed in Anantnag , India . Indian Major leading the operation lost his life in the process. Four others are injured.

It was past midnight , I started visiting the stupid Indian channels, but Sanjay Dutt was still ruling. They were telling how Sanjay pleaded to the court saying 'I'm the sole bread earner for my family', 'I have a daughter who is studying in US' and so on. Then they showed how Sanjay was not wearing his lucky blue shirt while he was hearing the verdict and also how he went to every temple and prayed for the last few months. A suspect in Mumbai bomb blasts, convicted under armory act...was being transformed into a hero. Sure Sanjay Dutt has a daughter; Sure he did not do any terrorist activity. Possessing an AK47 is considered too elementary in terrorist community and also one who possesses an AK47 has a right to possess a pistol so that again is not such a big crime; Sure Sanjay Dutt went to all the temples; Sure he did a lot of Gandhigiri but then........ ...

Major Manish H Pitambare got the information from his sources about the terrorists' whereabouts. Wasting no time he attacked the camp, killed Hisbul Mujahidin's supremo and in the process lost his life to the bullets fired from an AK47.

He is survived by a wife and daughter (just like Sanjay Dutt) who's only 18 months old. Major Manish never said 'I have a daughter' before he took the decision to attack the terrorists in the darkest of nights. He never thought about having a family and he being the bread earner.

No news channel covered this since they were too busy hyping a former drug addict, a suspect who's linked to bomb blasts which killed hundreds. Their aim was to show how he defied the TADA charges and they were so successful that his conviction in possession of armory had no meaning. They also concluded that his parents in heaven must be happy and proud of him.

Parents of Major Manish are still living and they have to live rest of their lives without their beloved son.

His daughter won't ever see her daddy again.

Please reply with your comments....

Jul 22, 2007

First women Rastrapati of India

Congratulations!!! .... Now India has first women President. Mrs. Pratibha Patil has only this quality...... (As highlighted by Congress leaders or by media). Mrs. Patil said in her first comment over her victory, “It is victory of people of India” (“Janta ki jeet hai”)…

I want to correct the comment. It should be that it is victory of leaders (of UPA of course) as majority of Indian people want second term for Dr. A.P.J. Abdul Kalam. But the leaders of India don’t follow the choice of Janta…

Dr. Kalam is president of people, with vision, mission and commitments to make India stronger and developed country. I think leaders don’t bothers about nation but only think about vote bank and how they can make money for themselves. They are masters in making people fool.

In last let’s celebrate the victory of Mrs. Patil who was selected by one person, elected by bunch of leaders and imposed over us as President of largest democratic country.